Friday, February 08, 2008

Detroit's $8.4 Million Valentine

I don't care what anyone says. I think it’s sweet.

In the secret agreement that Kwame Kilpatrick and his paramour Christine Beatty personally signed off on, the one that doesn’t exist, and in which the pair magnanimously agreed to shell out $8.4M of city money to protect themselves, personally, from exposure and criminal prosecution, the contract language refers to the damning evidence, for short, as the “K&B records”: K&B, of course, for Kilpatrick and Beatty.

K&B. Romantic, huh? And charming the way it links Kilpatrick and Beatty, Together 4 ever."

You know, like Romeo & Juliet, Antony & Cleopatra, Bonnie & Clyde.

Kilpatrick & Beatty
Holed up in D.C.

And can’t you just envision that "K&B" carved in a tree, inside a big heart, with an arrow through it?

Or, how about, instead of an arrow, the Joe Louis Fist?

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