Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Sarah Palin May Be Overqualified

All you folks getting wobbly about our Sarah Palin, here’s something you need to keep in mind.

According to famed Vaginologist Eve Ensler, Sarah “has her own custom Austrian hunting rifle. She has been known to kill 40 caribou at a clip. She has shot hundreds of wolves from the air.”

Someone who can nail 40 caribou at a clip a heartbeat away from being Commander-in-Chief?


1 comment:

Anonymous said...


Maybe every 'Hockey Mom' should be trained and equipped with a high-powered rifle. Any lowlife thinking of messin' with a child or woman would have to hesitate: "Is mom armed?"

As for Sarah Palin, she can smile sweetly at the patronizing Arab leaders and know in her heart she could drill them between the eyes from two hundred yards...