Showing posts with label Hugo Chavez. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hugo Chavez. Show all posts

Monday, April 20, 2009

Bless Us, Comrades, for They Have Sinned

Clinton Scores Points by Admitting Past U.S. Errors

“It has become a recurring theme of Hillary Rodham Clinton’s early travels as the chief diplomat of the United States: she says that American policy on a given issue has failed, and her foreign listeners fall all over themselves in
gratitude.

“On Friday, Mrs. Clinton said here that the uncompromising policy of the Bush administration toward Cuba had not worked.”


The NYT refers to this, without intending any sarcasm, as Hillary’s “contrition tour,” part of the larger Obama administration project of “paving a new road. It is recognition of the fact that previous policies have failed. Fifty years of a policy that has not generated the originally sought purposes can be called a failure.”

There’s nothing easier than showing contrition for someone else’s sins, perceived or actual. Obama showed how this works over the weekend when he expressed gratitude that Marxist Daniel Ortega’s diatribe against America didn’t include Obama personally, as he was only three months old during the Bay of Pigs.

Of course, Obama wasn’t traveling to Trinidad-Tobago as a private citizen, but as President of the United States--successor, hard as it still is to believe, of all former American presidents for the past half-century, including Kennedy, who believed a tough stance against Castro was in order.

There’s certainly room for debate as to whether or not the fifty-year embargo against Cuba accomplished its original purpose, as Hillary claims it did not. But is the point really what will or won't work wth Cuba? Isn't all this really about buying the world's affections with promises that gruff old Uncle Sam is gone now and replaced with President O'Barney's I-love-you, you-love-me foreign policy?

Asked whether the United States would build bridges to hostile Latin American leaders, like Hugo Chávez of Venezuela, Mrs. Clinton said, “Let’s put ideology aside; that is so yesterday.”

Friday, April 17, 2009

Devil to Devil

April 17, 2009
Is any comment necessary?


Friday, November 02, 2007

A Face Made for State-Controlled Radio

Since Argentina elected Cristina Fernández de Kirchner as president this past Monday, ("Argentina elects first woman president"), Venezuelan strongman Ugo Chobbez is concerned that he may no longer be the best-looking head of state in South America.

Though Chobbez prides himself on keeping fit, never misses a palace Weight Watcher meeting, and loves leading political rallies in energetic pogo dancing, he simply happened to be born with a mug that makes him the world's ugliest dictator, even if he isn't the most powerful.

A DU correspondent close to the Chobbez junta informs us the dictatorissimo has for years been rejecting adviser suggestions that he have cosmetic work done. For one thing, Chobbez happens to be very fond of his own gnarly visage, often giving hours-long speeches to hinself in the medicine-chest mirror. Also, he didn't want to come across as a hypocrite, since he has often condemned nip and tuck as counterrevolutionary.

It is believed Chobbez softened his view during his last visit with his hero and confirmation sponsor, Fidel Castro. The Cuban leader mentioned in passing during talks that Chobbez could use some work, especially if he has plans to remain president-for-life--and hoped to have a spot on the dais at Castro's planned state funeralissimo. Castro is said to even have made his suggestion to the resistant Chobbez in the form of a dying wish.

In view of Mrs. de Kirchner's election and Castro's prompting, Chobbez has agreed for now to experiment with some blond highlights and maybe getting his ears pierced.