A DU correspondent has provided a script we’ve been unable to confirm is the alternative version of the ad the Obama administration released in Pakistan apologizing for the “Innocence of Muslims” video. Unfortunately, the ad, which features a song set to the tune of a classic Brenda Lee hit, was outside the range of the Secretary of State’s voice. The result is the current ad.
Here’s the alternative if you’re interested.
“We’re Sorry” (with apologies to Brenda Lee)
(Fervently, with eyes cast down)
We’re sorry, so sorry That Copt was such a fool You gotta know We all agree: “That’s not cool”! Oh, oh, oh, oh, uh-oh, oh, yes!
They tell us, free speech Is amendment number one! But that don’t mean A guy’s free to make fun Oh, oh, oh, oh, uh-oh, oh, no!
(We’re sorry) We’re sorry (So sorry) So sorry We endorse your point of view!
You’re just burnin’ To make sure that we learn Shariah! Oh, oh, oh, oh Uh, oh Oh, yes
We’re sorry, so sorry Crossed the line while talkin’ free But now we see That’s not how to be dhimmi