Top of the World, Ma!

At long last the immolation of Kwame Kilpatrick's venal political career has begun. A month from now, all the judges, lawyers, and other officials whose time was wasted on this nonsense are planning a gen-u-ine Y’all’s Boy Text Message Reunion--if they can only find a meeting place large enough.

And speaking of Kwame, thanks to the sage counsel the Left has been hectoring us with since Friday —namely, that women trying to have it all are bad mothers—we finally have an explanation for Kwame’s character flaws. It’s because his mother, Carolyn Cheeks, was preoccupied establishing her own lucrative, do-nothing political career, when she should have been home teaching the boy morals.